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THE OLE ASTROLOGER
The Ole Astrologer spies some- thing overhead. It looks like rain clouds. No, it is only Cowper and Keefer after a wonderful weekend full of Sharen and Po11y. Sharen returns to K. A. House and Polly goes back to her bird cage.
A picture comes from who knows where and gets itself posted on the Bulletin Board. It is no other than V. E. S.'s own Be Bopping Bootie. It seems to be a football picture-
Local Boy Makes Good." Now all of Bootie's idols can say, "I live next door to Bootie."
Roe and Nancy are seen by an observant couple driving down the highway a t 60 M.P .H. But is Roe watching the road? No, he is mak-
Standing room only at Club Willie as a record crowd {count 'em-seven) inspects the latest improvement.
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ing out with what a gone knew.
Nancy's hand. lover! If Susan
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The white hunters have captured Leo's old man. He was reading The Jungle Book on how to avoid traps. "Scratcha" Hamel letting the skin fly from his allergy, Judge getting three letters a day from different girls. Something denser than Tumbleweed "W eed Seed" Camden. Birdman flying from his Daddy don's patio. Harper carrying his " Bunch" around. Moonbeam flinging coat hangers at his favorite target, Yo. Cerveny tak- ing over in the absence of our be- loved 0-0-0bie. Town boys sabotag- ing Mr. Yo Fritz's $2000 piece of machinery. Ross, Gillespie, and Daughtry running the I00-yard dash to the phone. Sugar Skivies sticking
demerits.
Out of Out on the green, smooth-
ly-mowed practice field, a pair of puffed up football players are seen. One declares he's a college prospect and the other says, "I'm a quadruple threat." Jones finally backs Farin- holt down when he says, "Yeah, I've been known to tote the pigskin and run wild on occasions."
What's this! A loud noise is heard coming from Rock 's room. The Senate, (alias the Mob), has come into being. Rico has made himself president. On the trip to Richmond, he proves himself a worthy one by letting the Wild Ones, led by Keefer, McKee, and Jones, bug him up. He gets so panicky that he tries to bar the seat with equipment like he did the door against the African Queen.
Club Willie had a television in- stalled. Mr. G. was cut up by re- pairmen when he said, "You can't take that to May's room." The reply: "Oh yeah! I'm working for May, not you." A real cool daddy!
While I om focusing my gilded scope, my purple-green cloud takes off. He can't understand until he sees the thundering herd of rats bear- ing down on him in their fur-lined suits! He decides to fly away for a while and let his blood-shot eyeballs rest. See yo again after four blessed days at home.
Visit the New CLUB WILLIE
Dine and Dance Free Television
No Cover Charge Blackout Curtains to Insure
Your Protection
Compliments TEXAS TAVERN
61 I Main Street
Elcobar is seen with a new type
soap for his
it to be a hands off policy. If you don't think so, just grab the KNOT ontopofhishead. 0-0-0-00WW.
McKee seems t o have found a fraternity. He has ~ P.in. Some on,e just told me that 1t IS Pee Wee s man. I wonder if she pinned him like most pinning is done. Go boy!
' Muss" goes wild as the tales of GLORY get in his blood. It must be National Muss Day.
Matthews wants to quit right in the middle of the Norfolk Academy game because the camera breaks. He re- fuses to play without one. Must see about getting him first place in the photo contest.
Turner wants to know who is Anita!! Ineed a what?
Bynum sets up his do-nut shop in the kitchen and turns out do-nuts, cherries, and cream-puffs to the de- light of Mo.
Here are a few quick glances around. Wedge on V. E. S.'s de- fensive varsity and on Beth's offence.
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