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is for Owen-he'll be teaching "phys ed"
To "Rangoon" and " P. B." 'til they all drop dead.
is for "Punkin"-draft-dodging 'til eighty,
Then along came the Navy- "Heave ho, my matey!"
THE FOURTH FORM
Q is for quiet-our shy guy, Guy Ellett.
R
He'll trap 'em and hunt 'em, safari's he can tell it.
is for "Rannie"-called "Bulldog" for short.
He's Drummond up trade for the nursery he's bought.
S is for Stone-always shooting a line.
He'll be a dog-catcher and stay strictly canine.
T is for "Trickle"-on Chrysler he's dependent.
They've set him up in business- as gas station attendant.
U is for U-name-him-don't call him Mickey J elke!
He's a traveling salesman on the run, our own elegant "Eikey."
V is for "Vern"-Wallllllll, a cattle b aron, by golly!
He'll settle in Texas, roped and branded by Polly.
W is for "Whale"-he'll live in Ken- tucky-
And be a school teacher like "Club", his ole Daddy-0.
X is for extra-J. Ward and R. Tay- lor.
"Perce" is a sheriff and "Whop" is his jailer.
Y is for "'yokel"-guess who that will be!
As fu ll-t ime Casanova, our local "P. B." .
Z is for zero-here's to him who gets none!
Our next Mr. Einstein, Jim Wool- ery's the one.
We're now leaving "Gu", with his solid and trig;
"Club" with his explosions, little or big;
"Jo-~~'s" .E~~lish with his oft-told funn1es (?);
And masters' shoes, greased and sneaky like "Lu nnie's";
Dirty Don with his G-Man tricks; And useless knowledge from classes
like "Slick's";
Cool "Hes" with his "Now, boys,
Quiet on Dorm!"
And "Wild Bill" Wyatt with his look
so forlorn;
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First Row: Philpott, Cowper, Towe, Marley, Dillard. Second Row: Carter, E., Chaffin, Moye, Cranz, McGee, lynn. Third Row: Hamel, Bonney, White, Reebals, Johnson, Dulaney, J., Bailey.
THE METEOR
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METEORITES
THE THIRD
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First Row:
Jeffress. Second Row: Dulaney, E., London, Delagrange, Gillespie, Ross, Waddell. Third Row: Childrey, Mitten- dorff, Huntley, Hulswit, Kimball, McNulty, Tyus, Arnett.
Royal, Freyer,
McDon a ld,
Mos s,
Craighill,