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~m Modine,
Recently I had a terrible setback
" my chemistry class. It seems t h a t "t all resulted from the inferiority of Dr. Parrish's equipment. You see, I was working on this junky experi- "le~t and I left these bottles and rods and thistletubes full of hydrochloric
cid and went on to my next class. Jpon returning, I found my lab part- ner, Mr. Bernard Reams, standing in 'he nude. This was not "Sex and the S"ngle Male" but rather an explosion
which had disrobed Mr. Reams. Wnat I would like to know is whether ••e V.E.S. chemistry lab is safe for usage by smart students like myself or is it too dangerous and should be contaminated by the Board of Health_?
~ear "T,"
am sure that your letter is of in- •erest to all who are interested in the advancement of science and partie- "arly those people in administrative POsitions. Any other letters con- .erning this problem would be wel-
comed. In the meantime you will have to make your own decision. Pease keep in mind the many dedi- cated men who have unselfishly given of themselves, even to the point of death, for the advancement of sci- ence.
Dear Modine,
I AM THE GREATEST! I AM THE KI NG O F T H E W O R L D ! ! W h e n Cassius says a mouse can outrun a ~orse, don't say how, put your money where your mouse is! I just thought Id let you know in case you hadn't
heard. I think it would be wonderful if everyone were as great as I am.
C. C.
Dear C. C.,
Im sure that all my readers are
thrilled .
Dear Modine,
Iam a compulsive shopper. When- THE METEOR
Dear
Modine
ever I see a label I just have to buy it no matter what the cost. Lately my parents have threatened to cut off all sources of income. The mer- chants of Lynchburg are undoubtedly disturbed over this latest develop- ment. I have also received word from President Johnson that the Tax Cut
was passed with the understanding that it would put half of the new
quota of money in circulation while I would keep the other half rolling here in Lynchburg.
My national pride as well as my responsibility to the L-burg mer- chants (coupled with my compulsive shopping) compels me to view the situation in a different light. What should I do?
Daddy Bigbucks
Dear Dad,
I can't figure out a funny answer
to that one! Please forward your letter to Abigale VanBuren, Box 3365, Beverly Hills, California.
Dear Modine,
I am very perplexed over a prob-
lem of mine. It concerns three girls.
I love girl "X" but I also want to date girl "Y" because I have a good time with her. Girl "Z," I want to date because, well, just because.
What to do? I just can't figure out which girl to date. What do you ad- vise? Just sign me,
"W.''
P. S. I have a girl out of state.
Should I feel guilty?
Dear Double,
Yours is a common problem often
referred to as the XYZ Affair. First of all forget girl "X." Repeated tests show that "X" is continually inferior. You should then date both girls "Y" and "Z" with special preference to girl "Y" because if you want to date girl "Z" "just because" then you should not be dating her too much. As for the girl out of state, if you go to Y.E.S. and don't know the answer to that by now, I'm not going
to tell you!