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27,1983
THE METEOR
Being of sound mind and body, I, JA Y FRED STIMSON SAUND- ERS, JR., leave William Gardner Jr. my slackness and several empty "ROBO" bottles, (I'm sure that he will uphold the tradition with dignity). I leave Chris Gard- ner my former charter to "Stouie." I leave with Chip Mc-
Cormick on a jet plane - destination Texas: no "calls" please.
I, TOMMY SHffiCLIFF, to Scott Zecbini leave my free perioda, knowing he will be "out of here." To Ed McNally, I leave my attendance at counselor meet- ings and on weekend duty, u
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I, SAMUEL FREDERICK KOR- SCHUN, leave to my roommate my favorite Solomon hat and my cosmetic bag; to Ashby W atts ~ leave my house at Atlantic Beach. I leave David Reynolds all my clothes and ties as well as all my senior priviledges. To Parker Hale I leave Pebble Beach and all the Pepsi's he can drink; to Kevin Merritt I leave my 280-ZX in case he has an accident; to Battle and Nassif I leave my records and tapes and all the
Pepsi's they want too.
I, MICHAEL
Page Robertson a ch•lk!nge to rai•e over $6,000 in ads for the Veldp. I k!ave my blue suit to Bl•ir Glenn; my aqua jaeket to George with $25 in it to
get a new hairdo: all my "five stripe" ties to. ltfr. Brown: my
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I, KEVIN MERRITT, being of unsound mind and body do
hereby bequeath the following:
to my sister Sarah, a permanent ldirectory of the boarder's ad- to John Bauknight a new senior to call Spanky; to the 8th grade, a new senior dna to
be cocky to: to my brother, ability to survive at VES for years: to anyone who wanta it,
my driving ability; to the rising seniors, the hope that they
it through Babes and B.K.: to Chip Smith, my acceptance to
Sewanee: to the student body,
the keys to my house so they can ,still have parties; to Mr. Arnold, the hope that next year's Senior Analysis class is better than this year's class; to Andy Spencer, some rising senior to get tours for him at the spur of the
moment: to Dill Battle, a case of cola since he won't be able to drink next year.
Of sound mind and brutal body, I, ·JOHN BOND hereby place my last will and testament. To Bobby Jackson I give my ability
to make a ninety in Economics; .to David Lacy I leave my normal body for anyone can see that his
isn't; to Bo Green I transfer my faultless golf swing, not to men· tion my weight losing program; finally, to Andrew Babb I leave my seniority priviledge authority to stay on the phone for more
than 15 minutes.
I, ERIC
of tired mind and ~pnUe bO'Iy hereby bequeath: to Bat- 1117 grammar; to fhil a heme; to Tex a razor: to J Loth the
capt•in's seat: to Stump the re speet be ·deserve• after his year on 3rd Jett; to Scott Hinson a
,1urvival kit; to Chip my ab- ility to make bloody breakfut; to Sullivan I am leaving after 3 year•: to Blll Gravely the pole; to B.K. the ability to write a book on how to tearh; to Alu a warD·
cardigan sweaters to Mr. Hight; '
sound min and body give all I have to J. .H. with excep- tions: my' soccer talent and cap- tainshiy'to George Ragsdale; my
notorious wardrobe to Tad
Wyclle: my "undeserved" coun- selorship and all my "late night- ets" to Bill Gardner, (he has a head start already!): my friend- ship with Mr. Hopkins to Fen· Rascoe, (he'll need it). I would leave all my old Lynchburg women to Chris McCabe and Albert Pollard, but there is no need to: I'm sure they will find them sooner or later. To Paul
Parker, all the respect and admiration I have accumulated in four years, (use it wisely); and finally, my famous set of keys to
Mr. Garmey and Mr. Zimmer, just in case they get locked out of every building in school.
Meador. To David Liggett I leave a roll-away bed, in hopea that it will be in his driveway next time Reynolds hu a party. To any counselor who needs an extra
. lunch, they are welcome to dig into my unlimited supply. Final- ly, I leave Kevin Merritt the VES lJridge and the rabbit.
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luck around town tO T. 0. Williams, who after seeing Laura, needs a lot of something. And to Hal Rollina, I leave my
in the bac)rfiefd to help him start at fullbaek.
I, CHARLES J. SMITH, do here by bequeath the following: to Chris Gardner: a bottle of Old Crow and a cool security guard; to Jim Hill, a baby carriage and the last "T"; to Bo Green; my bel-
ly, to Mr. Brown, Mr. MUSTACHE: to Albert Pollard, a kayak; to Bill Gardner and
and finally, I give Mr. Zimmer the keys to VES 1.
I, JOHN McBROOM, leave to B.K. and Kirk all the cigarette butts from the past three years;
to Babes all my English papers and writing ability; to Keith
Gamble, I leave all my will power for California (right Keith!); to Marshall Hairston all my Grate- ful Dead albums; to the rock climbers, the ability to bare and
get through ...
L TED HUNT, being of confused mind and wasted body leave the following: to Mr. Babes, my
Stump, a c11e of Robo (I hang): to Charles my modesty; to Mrs. Eade, a copy of
I Made u Ww..t Werk- ing; to Rick and Ned, my bruised knuckles; and finally to all of the
peglanattheschool;I leavethe Bird and all of his knowledge(?).
I, JIM ANDREWS, leave the weight room to Rich RobbiDa; 1117 hazing to Rob McDaniel and Newcombe; and aU 1117
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stang; to Kevin Merrftt my driv-
ing record: to my viA CHARLES McCORMICK, IV,
and passport; and to John Mc- Broom my taste in clothes. To Mr. Garmey I leave my sincere thanks and to Ms. Dymond I leave for next year's Glee Club (may she find some IMI'e twins). To Jimmy Andrewa
I leave my ability to write fake and lutly I
a of No-Dou to f1l. Mr. Xebrer'a Cbemi8trJ atudntafor GoodJuek
Being of sound mind and body, I, leave the entirety of my "Baby's"
papers to Bill Gardner to enlight-
en his writing ability; all my
"taste" to David Reynolda; my amazing basketball ability to rpy cousin, David Lacy, so we can keep it in the family; to Chris
Gardner, the midnight blcnr-outa.
I. ARTHUR C. KEARNS, leave my F.M. radio to my excelling gradea to Chip Hill: my numeroua all-nightera to Tad Wyche; my abillty to get girls on d01 111 unnoticed to Jeff Loth; my ability to avoid the Lynchburg Police to Chri1 Jone1; the aecret to the B. E. Obnox Company"• numerou• product. to Sam
To Page Robertson and Tcwnmy Bruee I leave each u box of Pamper•. My IIMMty t.o ltay wm under
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Scott Zechini my beloved bucks:
to Ed Mc:Nally, I leave my talent with women along with my good lookl. I leave my faultleaa golf nring to anybody who will take it, and I leave my poaitive
·attitude and ability to atay calm to Mr. Garmey.
•looa next year. To George Ragsdal I leave my p01itive out· look on God, life and people in gen raJ so that one day h might
beu niceaI\IYu Iam.ToT.0.
WUliama I leave one "ounce" of character so that IOID8day he may over to the
I, SPENCER GRICE, leave my atliletic desire to Bud Walker; to Jim Hopkins I leave a copy of the only paper I wrote that reached a 90; to David I leave my outstand- ing musical taste so he can be rid of the jungle rhythm. Also to David I leave my taste in women so that he won't wander endless- ly after frogs. To Ned Tyree I leave my height, for obvious reasons.
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I, FRED JAMISON, to the remaining students leave my sympathy; to Billy Thomas my ability to beat the system; to David Reynolds all the problems he gave me.
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David Reynolds my pure, unadul- terated honesty which he will need in many important deci-
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