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them daily; my great ability to tell a story to Bo my athletic to George Myers; my dip can' to Mr. Berry,
the one man who worked so hard at catching ·me (I beat ya' this year big guy); to Andrew Babb a new hat. I must also leave all of
the fun times that I had rewrit- ing a paper for Babes to Charles Russell; to the Class of '84 I leave
all of the big tests, term papers, and late nighters on Randolph. My final English grade will be left to all of those who fear the dangerous Babes. I also leave my ability to yell at Mrs. Eade to Luke Kellam and I leave my g1eat tute in beer to Ben Keys
who understands the quality of "THE LABEL."
L TOMMY BATTLE, of almost sound mind and body hereby be- queath to Hambone Kemper my
not do hereby bequeath my tux pads to
DA VID ALLEN,
sound
non-memories
of t he
second
being of mind and body,
so
Jim Hill who promises to use
quarter of the St. Chris game; to
'•neeStewart, John Jenkin• and
Joey Gallagher, a live-in m•id; to Bud Walker, my cool, c•lm,
while giving an- to David Hey-
my
loving little Bro. -
wiDe~.
andtomy good ludt and
trenchea in May, 1983.
fifth of
I, T. ASHBY WATTS, IV, leave Bill Shumate my tinted
he needa them more than I do; and to Ed McNally, f11Y ability to get out of teats and papers.
I, NEIL CONNORS, being of cl ar mind and sound body, do bf'quealh all my demerits
to Donny Brown whom I 8
a ran of d!'odorant. I leav
I. HOWARD ARMISTEAD, be·
I, R. SPENCER PLASTER, JR., leave to Claude Whitehead domi- nance of Chatham Hall; to Wes
Watkin• I leave my ability to get mad and mak a miatake. I am leavinf my ability for ov rnight gu ta to Jim Hill. I J,.ave my ability to date 18 y ar old to
inf of · body, hf'reby r.allbur of T...-r<
tound mind and th Ex· Uckl, "THE
TA K," to Jim Hill, along w1th my cred1bl playmr abil1ty.
Watk•••
JohnBond.II av th "blQrk"to
grad 1.1 left to w•• hope• that he will
Mr. Garm y a copy of Mala
John Bond. I leave what little Ka•pf and tom patlenc . I matt'h h11 go and mouth,
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I, ALLAN MORTON, being of astute mind and gimped body leave my ability to beat the system to the unskilled members of the centennial club! To David Lacy I leave my posture.
I, BRIAN CONBOY, leave to all those who care for it, my own chunk of VES. I leave those late
night sessions to
reading, writing, and arithmetic till3 or 4 o'clock to the Pampers ( u in diapers) squad of 1st Wyatt; to Bill Gravely and Chuck Frank I leave my grappling hooks; to those who just want to
be alone, I leave my ability to be a splenetic simion. To Mr. Mun- dy, I leave those terrific grades; to ZEK I leave my ability to crash in class without missing
notes; to Howie Bowman I leave the 11/z hour phone calls.
I, BRANDON DUKE FEN- TRESS, being of completely ex- . hausted body and mind do here- by leave the following: to David Reynolds, that first cup of coffee
in the morning and my copy of Tom Seaver's, Pitehing for Ac· curacy; to Lance Stewart, a bottle of Rebel Yell and my southern accent; to Scott, George, Walter and Tex, my Grateful Dead buttons to be worn at Chapel and at all meals; to Butch Watkins, "Don't call me, I'll call you;" to Fen R., C.T.G., and Robbo Master W.B.G., a VES diploma, "c'mon guys, if Jud and I can get one ..."; to Kirk Brown, a gun to kill that cowl (also thanka): to Judi Zimmer,
my hatred of seatbelts and my love for an ice cold beer! (also thanks for listening and being a friend); to Jim Hill, my ice cream kid T-shirt and the keys to .my
and houM many timea thia tummer .•. (can't wait!).
I, PARKER HALE being of sound mind and body, leave the following: my George BensQP tapes to Whit Kellam; my Sun· day afternoons at Trotter's to George Ragsdale; my Pepper· mint Schnaaps to Dill Battle; my height to Ned Tyree; my ability to stay out of trouble to Joel Williams; the honor of playing under Coach Selinger again to Chris Gardner; my ability to "throw the rap" to Chris Brower; and the Wake Forest basketball jersey of Alvis Rogers (which Spencer Grice nabbed) to David Lacy.
I, BAU.y ANDERSON, leave to Rick J aeoba my maturity be· cause he just doean't have aayl To George Ragsdale I leave my outstanding backgammon prow- ess so that someday, he might beat somebody. To every teacher I ever had I leave my intellec- tual perserverance and outstand· ing academic record.
With a sound mind and sound body, I, THOMAS NASSIF, leave Jimmy Hill the chance to
I, PHILIP KEITH GAMBLE, be- queath to all druggies my win- dow to reality, in hopes that
they , my good friends , will at least attempt to leave the smoke- filled room, or become a hypo- crite like me.
I, BEN WOLVERTON, pretend- ing to be in sound mind in my four years here, have been
to leave several people some things that they can in the future, (only for a fair price of course). To Kevin Wideman, my faithful roommate, I leave a
survival kit and a space age security blanket, for next year; to Jon W arren, my ability to pretend at being depresaed; to Taylor Johnson, my fantastic, mueuline physique, simply be- cause he needs it; to Dale Myles, I leave anything he wants simply because he asked; to Babes I leave my writing ability, may he do with it what he told me many a time. Also, in this last will and
testament I permit Patrick Schu· mer to keep his job as sacris- tan, and a contract with a pub- lishing company: hint, write a book on 1001 Ways Bow to Say "NO" While Nice. Last, but not least, to "Tennes· see Tux" I leave an unpaid phone bill and a ticket to the Senior party.
Being of sound body and almost sound mind, I, RICHARD WALDIS, hereby bequeath my white turbo racing vehicle to Randy Stephens; my wisdom, which everyone secretly wanted anyways, to the Junior my astounding athletic ability to Josh Sht~phent; my unfathoma-
bly huge phyaique to Marty Hyera; and my moet pn.ed
my aoklen atar ear- ring, to.Bud Walw with 11D,f
aincereat and beet wiabel • the
heiJht I have to "peanut butter." I leave my ability to quit dipping to Georr Rqldale. I leave to Fred all the women he
... I leeve to David Hymn ., ud ,....tl
leav Brent Pr aton my knowl· of right and wronr. I leav
Mr. 714 lemona and a vaeatlon. I lea•• Mr. Hopldna a
at ehuapepe. I leav ., IanuM .,
aplk 1 on the for
aweet Uttle faculty urehina, a
n w box of rourh-ridere to 1rea Chuek,
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I, SAM GREENWOOD, a six year burned-out mind and body, do hereby leave the following items and points. After being here six years, and never receiv· ing enough demerits to work; I leave my talent to Geoff Oschner and Clu Pettyjohn. I would also like to thank Mrs. Hackett, Mr. Armstrong, Mr. Brown, Mr. Hop-
kins for letting us have such a great time here. I leave my guitar R/R talents to Scott Robertson, and·my slack ability to Bopper. Everything else I earned while I wu here, and I don't have time to give up!
I, SCOTT PIGGOTT, of excep- tionally sound mind and body, do hereby will my Mr. Universe body and good looks to Billy Thomas; to Allan Morton I will my instinctive Economic ability
and knowledge; for next year I also leave my south of the Mason- Dixon line accent to Mr. Smith.
Frid•r· May 21, 1983
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beat Woodberry;
living next to Mark Holmberg next year I leave the job of constantly bugging him; to any-
body interested, I leave my S.A.T. scores.
I, DAVID B. MOYE, JR., leave David Reynolds an invitation to visit Chapel Hill; to all students of the Junior Class I leave my
incessent modesty; to George Ragsdale, I leave my address book containing the phone num- bers of all my women throughout
North Carolina; to Chris Mer· ritt, I leave my driving ability; to Balram Kakkar, I leave my American accent; to David Lig- gett and Mike McCabe, I promise they can keep in touch with me next year; to Howard
I leave my left hand; to Parker Hale, I leave all of my rock climb-
ing equipment.
I, PAUL GAUTIER, being of sound mind and body, hereby give the following items to the Biahopa I am leavlnr behlad: my speed to Tommy Hudson, Nike sock to Brian Sebrell, new nos-
trils to Robert Simmona, firm wri ts to Scott Hinson, a ptll proof plf oon to J o h h pherd. a
at to Will o , rlriver'a li f'nl to Randy t4'ph· n , 8 h()d for F.van Clark to
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to anybody