Page 11 - 1985 VES Meteor

NOVEMBER 27, 1985
THE MFTEOR
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By Calhoun McMeekin, Chris Howell,
Kirk Gilleland
• Let's charge into Romper Room Frank Bragg.
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puppy
• I lean, you tilt
• Mrs. Hackett, what's this about you and Mr. Culbertson?
• Swerving Smervin Ervin
• Hey, Hey, Hey it's Dial-A- Pizza time Rick Garrett.
• Mr.Quant,keepyourhandsoff Bo Bragg.
Fresh for lec- • Enli tin Babmi's Army - con-
• Hey Cameron - turer ?
taPt General Dave Winteranooter or Private Spazz
t ph n for more info.
• JrJhn L1ttle and Frank An-
drewa have been nominated for th!! preatigoua Morehead rholar hip b cause they have
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• Attention Ainalie Houae,
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• Don't call Orkin, call Plugwell.
• Who's the rudest girl of them all? Rerun "Buckwheat" Johnson.
• Bumble Bond and the Ninja turtle. Hmmmmml
• Shut up Troy Furr.
e Tumpter Sisdale...Spoof Thorp
• Joe "Dusty Rhoades aka The American Dream " Plugwell....Mannn, I don't like that!
• Anyone needing a ride to the KA house at UV A contact Doug Smith.
• The Fosters get their clothes from Brooks Brothers, D. V olkert gets his from Ringling
Bros.
• Max Spazz - Made any long
distance calls from Georgetown to Lynchburg lately?
• Hey Fred - know what the word statutory means?
• Favorite Faculty Songe:
Mr. Bailey - Easy Lover or
Tak Me to the River
Bob Bowd n - Addams Family theme
Mr. Lane
Mr. Garm y
Mr. Smith
Mr. Culb rtson
Mr. Sullivan
Computer Madneu Short People
Killer.
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