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Battle of Stars Hollow’s


                                                                                                                                          Star-Crossed Lovers



                                                                                                   By Margaret Larrigan ‘24



                                                                   Dean Forester is tall, athletic, caring, and seemingly is a great match for the intel-
                                                                    ligent and determined Rory Gilmore. The two are infatuated with each other and
                                                                  quickly become Star’s Hollow’s most adored couple.  Then, along comes Jess Maria-
                                                                  no, the nephew of Luke Danes. His punk rock aura, dark features, and overall charm
                                                                   intrigue Rory. Though she initially loathes Jess because of his bad boy attitude, he
                                                                 eventually finds a place in Rory’s heart. With both boys in her life, she finds that she
                                                                   needs to make a choice.  Rory makes this decision using none other than a classic
                                                                   Gilmore Girls pro and con list.  I decided to make one as well, comparing the pros
                                                                                                        and cons of Dean and Jess.


                                                          Dean

                                 Pros                                               Cons


             Joins in on Rory and Lorelai’s classic moth-                            Clingy
                         er-daughter activities                Nothing is ever a good enough excuse to pass
                                                               up a hang out with Dean. Dean does not re-
            Dean is always willing to tag along, partici-      spect Rory’s academic obligations, and always
            pating in their favorite hobbies such as movie  begs her to get out of her commitments.  It
            nights, coffee dates at Luke’s, and comical        seems as though he values her role as a girl-
            town meetings.                                     friend more than her role as an individual per-
                                                               son.  He also calls her 14 times in one night
                                                               when she is ignoring him,


                        Well versed in Romance                              Paranoid and Jealous
            Dean’s love language heavily involves gift         Dean’s jealousy often gets the best of him.
            giving.  He makes her an operable car out          When Rory is cast as Juliet in her school pro-
            of scrap metal from a junkyard, as well as a       duction of Romeo and Juliet, Dean attends
            bracelet for their anniversary.                    every rehearsal to make sure that no male
                                                               classmates try to make a move on her. Anoth-
                                                               er instance of his paranoia took place when
                                                               Rory’s friend Paris comes over to study and
                                                               eat dinner. Jess shows up uninvited and Rory
                                                               invites him to join them. When Dean sees that
                                                               they are eating dinner together, he is livid.







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