Page 78 - 1945 VES Meteor

METEORITES
Through the Telescope
By The Astrologer
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S p e e d i n g ~!Cross t h e
telescope we see o long, blue, "souped-up" cor with a low-riding back-end beoring none other than Zeto Psi's own Burley Long, coming bock from heaven to see his old part- ners in crime, Cop'n Bob Arthur, Owl-mon White, Bobo West, and Jesse Woller.
"Booger ltchyson," the celebrated skin surgeon, comes through with a brillion+ "tumor of the wrist" opera- tion in History V. "Sponge, please!!"
"Siopheod" Gundry has been seen sneoking oround school with a fiend- ish gleom in his eye! Watch thu4 "spiked" tomato juice, Ballou.
Lately the No. I song on the V. E. S. hit pororJe hos been "We're from St. Mory's, Boys, ond What Do We CMe!"
" Big Boy" hils another arm infec- tion ofter qolr.') home to see his 'omon in the compony of "Coon
Dowg." (They mu~t be rivals: '~!v'atch your step, Big 'un.\
We wish to f--pg your pardon for such an article, but 01' Pal Vol scooped oil the stordust out of the telescope lens.
The Astronomical Calendar
October 14-A fter storring in the V. E. $.-Hargrove gome, "Footsey" is felled by o broken rib in o rough ses- sion of thot hordes+ of oil hard gomes, "tou ch" footboll.
October 1 6 - "Croach"
sends home for his radio and vic, hov- ing heord from the best of authority (The Enterprises, Inc.) that he hos been appointed o counselor. Strange- ly enough, the oppointment doesn't go through!
'Sport" ond
Sl7ed hosses, ore finding it a rather i:9ht sq.~eeze in r~e heart of "Reesey, Honey.
" Hock, "
October 17 -
thon gives the boys on the football squod o breok by showing up for proctice ofter over two weeks of ter- rible goldbr-pordon me, of terrible illness.
October 1 8 - "64-Corot" makes first string. Stronge-could it be that old "ingredient"?
October 25 - "Reusen's Romeo" Duffey hos himself a fling.
King (Mother Duck)-Living in true West fashion. (In his cose her name isn't Nell, it's Margaret)
Ogden (Egg-heod)-Toking them in the head.
Richardson (ltchy)- Scratching! Seneff (Snuff)-Trying to get his
name in the Meteor.
Smith, S. (Stan)-Borking orders
at people in his usual nasty voice.
W eaver (Wee, Wee)-Taking the
full count on the floor at the Vir- g inian.
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"64-Carat" Treva-
Barge
November 14-Atomic bombs be- gin dropping down stairwells. And they said Nagasoki wos bod!
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People in the Public Eye
Aldred (Smoothie)- Celebroting
after each Ohio State victory.
Allen, T. (Demon Deac)-Longing
to pay o visit to Sweet Briar.
A rmistead (Cookie)-Trying to sell
his cook books on the black morket.
Braxton (Slots)- Making himself familiar with the head counselor's duties, just in cose.
Cohoon (Fwed)- "Getin' mighty tard of people pushin' me around. I jest ain't use to it, +hot's oil."
Gilman (Genie)-Sti'l looking for that private room with a both.
November 3-Needing sleep bad- " Footsey," "Mope," and "Ski- Jump" take a week-end to Raleigh, intending to spend oil their time
catching up on it.
November 5-Same three return to school looking like new men, hav- ing spent oil their time sleeping at "The Baron's" house. They swear they averaged over fourteen hours sleep both nights.
November 6-"Cookie" returns to the footboll wors with a twenty- pound broce on eoch knee. (Also breaks up every first string play.)
November I0 (afternoon)-Bishops play their hordes+ game of the sea- son, but the breoks foil to go their way. Gome ployed in perfect foot- ball weather. Sun shining, a fall nip in the air, not a cloud in the sky. (The opinions expressed in this col- umn are not necessarily those of the Carolinians.)
November I0 (niqht)-Jimmie St. Ciair "makes with the jive" for the E. H. S.-Aiumni Dance. Among the couples seen were Mr. Albert Ein- stien with Miss Jocqueline Carpenter, Mr. Peter Tchoikovsky with Miss Ro- berta Field, ond Haywood with Homer.
November I I (later)- Certain boys are frightened because their weekend dotes olmost come to chapel.
November 12-EdCJar and "01' Pa l Val" arrive in town at 3:00 o'clock
after hours of grueling labor on "Ex- ample 107."
ly,
II-A II
November
woke up very eorly so that they won't miss breokfost, especiolly "Bobo" West ond "Owi-Mon" White.
visiting
alumni
1 3 - " Fwed" wash his "unmentionables."
November
decides to miss proctice in order to
Hardy (Biondie ) - Telling that it ain't peroxide.
people
Cohoon