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People in the Public Eye
Duke is shafted as Crookshag re- ceives the fuzzy donut from the versatile Cleopatra.
Stoughton: Duke, have you got a fairy Godfather?
Duke: No, but I have a roommate whom I am a little suspicious of.
Robinson, on m<1king new friends, confronts them with one question. Tad hu?
Lambeth resembles a "creampuff" as he winds up with the mumps.
The "Hen Line" haunts because it is the week before Mid-Winters. And who should Pat pick but Pitt.
Use it, no matter. It's good for anything. From Expectant Mothers to athlete's foot. It's HADACOL!
I h·ear there is a rumor around E. C . Glass that Tom Battle is going steady with Mary Ann Williams. Who knows?
Spiller: beaming all over, claims he has received a late Christmas pres- ent. Some of that hard to get, especially good, "Bull of the Wood" tobacco.
Johnson, the monotonous excuse,
start Jan. 20- The shadow of exams
" Fish Roe" makes headlines
ing the most experienced man in his field in school.
and Mo nty White,
that, during the
they were squirrel hunting, and John- son gave out of ammunition so he threw his gun at 'em.
Shirley, the " Lover Boy," is now carrying on a rigid correspondence with Lupton's woman. All of four- teen.
George Smith ' Greymalkin, him- self" received the royal order of the golden Giq at Woodberry-Forest. Who did it? Nancy did it.
Astronomical Calendar
Dec. 15-lt must have been some-
thing we "et."
Dec. 16-W e're off for good food, lots of sleep and a life of luxury until . . .
Jan. 4-We're back in this "ole' hole."
Jan. 5-Back to the grind again.
Jan. 12-H otelling G. Proves to the dining room that he can eat a whole bowl of potatoes without help.
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sound effects, say Fishbu rne game ,
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Jan. 26-Silent Chapel.
Jan. 27-EI Espanol et Latinum exams mucha diffucultate erat.
Jan. 28-Jo-Jo goes wild!
Jan. 30-New counselors made. (Siurrrppppp).
Feb. 4-W inston gets a valentine from Ellen Barker saying, "Nuts to you."
(Continued next month)
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~stanley Robert Smith
Born: I'II bite, was he?
Home: Virginia Beach, U. S. A. Pet Love: Cincinnati's cutest col-
leen, Nancy, no less.
Pet Hate : Dances attended by
only six couples.
Usually Seen: "W orking like a devil
for his pay."
.. Customa~y Expression: "Yeah?" ..
No-o-o-o ?
Sparetime Occupation: Drawing
sweei· 'li'l'' pictures.
Ambition: To swing a franchise at
every tavern on the East coast except the Albemarle.
Stanley hasn't done poorly in five years of exile. What I mean to say is, not bad at all, a bit of all right to say the least. Head counselor, editor-in- chief of The Meteor, chairman of the Hop Committee, and potential let- terman as manager of baseball, add up to "A-I " on any man's list. He has been a big help to the Bishop football squad for four years, and is showing promise as a center in the art of basketball. As fo r grades, again, Stanley rings the bell, for he has been on or over the 90 mark for a very large part of his stay here. No foolin', this Smith boy is one very fine joe, and if you should ever encounter him, consider yourself complimented.
'Poid for in fuii.-Ed.
METEORITES
Jan. 14-Stanley & Co. decorating the gym.
Waverly Hale Robinson
Born: During the prohibition.
Home: Charleston, West (by god), Virginia.
Pet Love: Women and "T mod- e1s.'
Pet Hate: Numerous references to his generous "Pero."
Usually Seen : Differential first.
Customary Expression: "Tad, Jos- eph."
Ambition: To translate, the above for the benefit of the above.
Sparetime Occupation: Trying to get in like Flynn with Margie.
" Pero," for three years, has made himself known as a very "right guy." His disposition is one of the "seven wonders" of V. E. S. This guy, when he so desires, can make the face on a penny smile. Pero is a letterman in football, a member of the "V" Club, and the alumnae editor of The Me- teor. HisisonhiswaytoaV.E.S. diploma, and will, no doubt, obtain same. W e is sho' gonna ' miss him when the time comes.
Thomas A. Hassard, Jr. Born: Says who?
Home: W aynesboro,
Pet Love: Thomas A. Hassard, Jr. Pet Hate: "5 Star" Red Wine. Usually Seen: Terrorizing the He-
telling mob with threats of gestapo warfare.
Customary Expression: "Rosselini did it. Hassard will do it."
Sparetime Occupation: Talking to that good-looking boy in the mirror. Ambition: To have his name in The
Meteor more than 5 times.
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Satisfied, Tommy?
Tom-Tom has done very well in hi;
two years up here. He is one of the most popular boys among us, is twice a letterman in football and a mem- ber of the "V" Club. To add to that he is a counselor, and a member of the choir. Tommy's presence is to be desired by anyone. No foolin', he i~ one great guy, and it will be hard to take it when he leaves us in June for good.
looms ever closer.
Jan. 23- Mr. Wulf starts off exam
week with a prayer. (We'll need it). Jan. 24-V6r?-8-(68tfrX2?9c)0
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t hrough.
H -E-C-K!
Jan. 25-Curve Ball Cal comes
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