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THE SENATE-Rico and his hoods
PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE
Reebals-He's done it aga1n. It's an alligator this time.
Philpott (Rico)-Something's got to be done about these stupid bus mats. Get the cannon, Scab.
Keefer (Tex)-He's all smiles these days. Could it be he's been to At- lanta?
Matthews-New Queen of the Hill now.
Cowper (Driver)-He's cutting hard with his cool weed at the smoking post.
Club Harris-Going "bare" hunt- ing over the holidays.
Whale-Fat Hugh has to give up his station wagon love to hand-kissing Roe.
Thomas (Eko)-Grows a new knot for Mr. Hester.
Payne-"Sir, sir, how do you do this physics problem?"
The Waggon-Everybody got off over Thanksgiving.
The Lucky Thirteen-Congratula- tions to the goats.
King-Shows the Gu the crosseyed way of working solid.
W ells-Leaves as the Concave re- turns.
Duals-"They all eat me up." (The Faculty.)
Ed Carter-T ells the Gu he's the one for his store because he's so fabulous.
Turner, Roe, and Farinholt- Those blood-shot eyes from duck hunting?
Ross-Floats high after a call from Raleigh.
Cannon-Dealing out a Royal Shaft.
Farinholt-Buying clothes in S. H. Franklin.
Shanklin-Going steady again? Saber-Wearing a buffalo coat. Dillard-Out for basketball-total
time: I0 minutes.
The Football Team-Congratula-
tions for a fine season.
McKee hates to leave for Thanks-
giving for fear that Pee Wee miqht not be here when he gets back. Club Harris claims he's married because he was seen pushing a baby carriage. Now we know.
Now I shift gears and zoom away to my favorite place, the Blue Dahlia, to rest while I12 delinquents take off for Christmas Vacation.
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THE OLE ASTROLOGER
The Ole Astrologer brings up his telescope to focus once again on the Old 160. As the mist clears, he sees Keefer with his boots and sad-
dle and that - green shirt cranking up the ole jeep after coming back from the one horse town Atlanta.
He hears an uproar ·n Study Hall, but it is only Wedge coming in after a 7:00 date with the prima ballerina.
Punk goes to see E. H. S. pictures and tells Rock, "Look, Mr. Lee! There Iam! I have my picture in everything now."
Roe is in the woods with Nancy. What a picnic!
Fat Boy sticks his head out the win- dow and gets a mud ball right be- tween the eyes. Laurie has struck again.
Rico comes out of his hole and lets Jenkins of F. M. A. have one right in the ear, as V. E. S. rolls over the mighty F. M. A. and McClure. Speak- ing of McClure, he is seen in Room 36 •elling the boys what a lover he ;~ and how he runs Fishburne after giv;ng up V. E. S. to Farinholt this year.
Guru's solid makes Chilt sick and he has to leave class. Guru claims it's the cigs, not the sol'd.
Thirteen lucky boys ure still look- ing for the lost weekend. Wonder if they tried the lower field?
What's this? Jones holding up a football bus in Charlottesville while he goes to pay a social call. His
phone bill has gone up lately too. He really plays it cool like a daring villain who kisses ladies and runs.
I can dimly make out a new feature inClub Willie. He's installed an inter- com system. Now you can place your order by intercom.
A mad herd is seen storming from the gym. The Bulls are reborn. Mc- Kee, Jones, and Matthews are work- ing the boys into shape for their tan- gle with Rico, Scab, and the boys.
A magic word, Nommoc, is uttered . A frail, weak, unshaved youth be- comes Captain Common in the twinkling of an eye. He is the cham- pion of the C. A. B.'s. He gets his uniform mussed by smoking out the villains when they grind his nose in the mud.
METEORITES
always our motto," exclaims Mud McDonald. He is always on time with the food. For his promptness, he qets applause from
Sugar Skivvies' table.
Ma Bates' lipstick be co m e s smeared after she and her favorite boy, Bootie, make up.
King Bouy is now singing "I Love Molly's Folly". He says he's cool as a frog in a frosty pool using his Southern accent. He gets cut nightly by Fat Hugh, Moon, and Lush.
The Roman encampment below Reusens on the James finds Caesar and Hammer enjoying the arena as
the plebians fiqht for him. Hammer is next in line fer Emperor.
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