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THE OLE ASTROLOGER
As I peer into my newest past- and-future-scope, I see and hear about gay Thanksgiving holidays and an even longer vacation just ahead. My translator told me about a fabu- lous trip that our four "Koolies" made to New York. They seem to have re- turned with light heads and even lighter pocketbooks.
As always, McGee and the only girl that takes up the whole front seat of his Lincoln were seen bat- ting around the country.
As I lounge in my observatory, I hear Tay and Butch Butz serenading their "Daddy-0"! I hear that Gibson is trying to claim "Daddy" Butz, too.
Oh, there's "Slick" sampling some of Old Rico's goolash while others contribute to its twenty-five different ingredients.
Zeke and Cranz think they're such big men around campus that they can cut classes now.
Suddenly there's a roar and fifty wild horses, led by General. stam- pede into the gym for J. V. basket- ball. Even "Scurvus Scott" is out.
Oops, there's a grunt and a sigh and a hearty "Yo Ho, Heave Ho" and Harriss, Dillard, and Boney try to steal Mr. Field's "Mr. America" title.
Third Main Rocks! "Mus" may be forced to evacuate, as well as other occupants of the dorm. "Hunch" Lynn is causing something of an up- roar.
"Slick", "Mousie", and "Horse" volunteer so nicely to sweep the pop corn out of the hall after Bells makes
The General in Disguise (and friend)
Rico seems to have pretty good control over "Smiles" Showalter t hese days. Could it be the joy juice? "Sl ick" is seen chugg-a-lugging it. Oh! that wonderful stuff!
Bynum and McNulty, the bravest of the V. E. S. lovers, are seen "getting with it" in broad daylight. They even have an audience.
The G oons have been rather quiet lately. It seems that the fad of black marks has dropped off considerably, all for the better.
The Ole A strologer and Station V. E. S. wish to acknowledge the fol- lowing dedications:
The Goats-"Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer."
The V Club-"Rock Around the Clock."
all the Roanoke boys along with "Little Mouse" and Showalte r. Where was Darden? Dating the Black One?
Monk goes home and finds his true love in old N. C. Quote: "Sure hop~. Sherin will date me Mid-Win- ters.
White finally breaks down and doesn't return from the holidays on time.
A long face and watery eye are noticed as Jamison returns from a shaftful weekend. You'd better get a '56 "300".
Even the students and faculty ai V. E. S. get visited by Santa Claus. Here are a few of the items on their Christmas list:
Carter, E.-A.penny box
Elam-Ear muffs
Mastin-Hot dog
White-Brains
Byrum-A Teddybear Philpott-Chasers for the goulash Brady- A case of Chopstick Hathaway-Lipstick
Mr. Lee- A free diaper service Marley- A loaf of Bunny Bread McGee- A new nose
Watkins-A smile
Dillard- A drill book
Cranz- A free trip to
Mr. Banks-A new set of jokes Boney- A stick remover
Johnson- A pound of cheese
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The Ole Astrologer wanders down to the gym to watch the opening day of Varsity Basketbali practice and is impressed by "Big 'um" sinking those goals. "Shotgun" Patterson and "Concave" look pretty classy too.
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