Page 74 - 1959 VES Meteor

OLE ASTROLOGER
Well, cats and kittens, here's your hip daddy back from Cloudsville where I've been recovering from a wild weekend. Pushing on over to the infirmary for a little benny, I ~ee "Trotting" Smith. "Concave" Greg- ory and "I 02 o " Payne having a blast in Mrs. Love's Exclusive Country Club:
Fortified and feelin' fine, I eel on over to the big building to dig the big scoop on what's new. The word is that two of the big three have become temporarily disconnected. It seems that the remaining member may also be on the way out; this chick has got him roped and could be he's hod it.
I also understand that a certain sin- gle master of a local language is be- ing considered for admittance to the big three; the only hitch is that this cat digs a certain chick all the way. If he escapes the clutches of this conniving female, who even brings him breakfast, the big three will be- come the mighty four. The muske- teers must want this person as a new member pretty badly'. since the word is that a stellar member of the or- ganization intends to help separate this young master from his budding beauty .
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I hear that two swinging cats by the names of "Jo-Jo" and "RAW" were tagged for wheeling too fast: the snow-capped mountain was grab- bed making seventy in a fifty mph zone. I didn't hear what " RA W" was pushing, but a wild guess would say that he was moving on out.
The rocking defeat of the White Sox by the L. A. Dodgers is nothing
compared to the no-hitters being thrown at the Hustling History Fivers by that cool daddy Wild William of the Wyatt Wildcats.
As the silver-tongued sounds of the V. E. S. bell split the air, I am re- minded of the cool capture of the bell-ringing goons. It seems that a certain pair of goons attempted to disrupt the sleep of the VES boys the other weekend. Unfortunately, they weren't cool enough in their ap- proach to the bell. Their arrival was noted by several alert persons. None- theless, the two brave goons strolled up and calmly rang the bell, then lit out across the football field. Sud- denly, like a flash, an object darted away from the building and smashed into one of the goons. It was Mighty
Mouse, better known as Stump or Erwinski. The other goon was hooked by Lewis, "Madri Gras", and the "Germ". Unable to decide who would hit him first, they left him un- harmed.
Soon the two luckless goons were surrounded by Bishops. After much thought, the boys decided to release them, although the decision was pro- tested by many.
This is all that I could grab from
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the conversations of the swingin inhabitants of VES. All the cats ar looking forward to the big vacatior. coming up, your old dad includea I plan to blast off for my home · Cloudsville for an all-out binge an a couple of pod parties, so unt
next month, all you boys keep it coOl ,like, be subliminal, and have a ba
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trio indicates that they have formu- lated plans for a skiing party this spring; realizing that the chances of frozen precipitation at that time are poor, I understand they will take the "Bean" along to pray for snow.
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