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THE METEOR THf
WEBB-WHITAKER
Clothing for Young Men and
Men Who Stay Young
Compliments of The Southerner
Drive-In
First National Trust and Savings Bank
Five Nearby Locations City-Wide Convenience
Member F. D. I. C.
A. G. Jefferson Registered Guild
O pticians
Compliments of American Health Ins. Co.
(P. N. B. Bldg.)
IN LYNCHBURG-IT'S
for
YOuNG MEN'S FASHIONS
Slim is a c c u s t o m e d t o informinc
his jayvee footballers how good the
are so they won't feel so bad whe·
he tells them how miserable they'vt
been. This treatment is also receivec "Lyn by his varsity basket ball team, whid p is one of Slim's proudest possessions
He also spends a bit of time trying
to teach his History students Eng
lish, and his English students som
H istory .
Cool Clayuff assists Durble in foo' ball by telling and showing the end what they- should not do. He is als1 responsible for breaking th e jayvee roundball players into the world o big time basketball, prep league sty le. As a master he discourage freshmen taking General Science, anc does his best to make each Senior a Postgraduate in Physics and Trig.
However, these three have made their name by their various exploits ir and around the campus of Randolph Macon. They are constantly accom ponied by three of RM's lovelies· whenever the situation is possible
Each one of them is the complete
master of his woman, and they have
an uncanny knack o f losing the' l current flame when a new beauh
enters the picture.
Durble, Slim, and Cool have set ar admirable example for all students a· VES with their screwball tactics. Every student wishes to date a Maco~ woman before he graduates, hence, 't would be wise to observe the incom parably cool ways of the Three Musketeers.
ORGANIZATIONS
THE THREE MUSKETEERS
This enterprising trio has become one of the highest-ranking organiza +ions at VES. One constantly hears o· t heir knightly deeds of derring·do They may always be found carryinr on their respective duties a t VES or taking it on with their respectiv
dates at R.-M.W.C.
The big three is composed of Bot
"Durble" Gillespie, "Slim" Jim Farm er, and "Cool Clayuff" Titus. All o· them are active on both campuses Durble takes infinite pleasure in de veloping the killer instinct of tht varsity football linemen of VES. H! also has taken it upon himself to pre pare his chemistry students for His tory V. He accomplishes t his b making his course somewhat mor difficult than usual and thereby pre pares the boy taking chemistry fo the really tough course ahead.
MERRI