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Dear Modine:
I have just experienced a most
traumatic period in my life. For sev- eral weeks one of our more lovable rats convinced me that I should date a French foreign exchange student who was living with his parents. So, after much deliberation, I cancelled my previous date and built my hopes o n a wild and wonderfu l night with this Parisian beauty-"jet black hair, big eyes, great shape, etc." I could hardly contain myself waiting for the big day. When it arrived-and when she arrived-1 darted out to meet her. Out of the car romped a poodle!!! Now that I have been dis- graced by a rat, what course of action should I take?
SHFFNR.
Dear SHFFNR:
I would suggest that you plan a
trap for the rat. For instance, tell him about the Danish exchange stu- dent at your house whom you'd like for him to date at finals. He'll think you're referring to a Great Dane, of course, and refuse your offer. Mean- while, be making plans with your par- ents to have Anita Ekberg appear (disregard the fact that she's Swedish). Won 't that rat be sur- prised when he sees what he passed up just because he didn't trust you !!? Yuk, yuk, yuk . . . on second thought . . .
Dear Modine Dear Modine:
Our witty math teacher gave "
Hodge-Cutting a few z's in Franch. Man in chapel- I don't want to state
my views, but I believe . . .
Little Stevie Wonder-Ain't that a
dog!!?
Coan-1 don't mind flu shots .. .
if the needle just wouldn 't come
out the other side.
Ross-Bet! Bet!
Shanklin to class-In 1700, a man
married a girl for her territory. Wildless- Both Willie and I are in
the doghouse.
Mr. Denton-Oh, oh, you went in the
wrong door.
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HUMOR
Lynchburg, Virginia
the following problem on a test "according to some small boys ·• Randolph, Mike can throw a sma boy into the air with a velocity of 24 feet sec. such that is height • seconds later will be s feet where s=24t-16t2. Find the velocity cl a Mike-thrown small boy at the en~ of 3 seconds." Is their any maxi~ attached to this wisdom?
Mike
Dear Mike:
The scripture says "he who rats
" fi11e
exact
turns raff." Next time use increase: Modine
Dear Modine:
I sometimes find myself on the rampage, trying to improve a near· perfect community. Even when graph the whole situation, I becomo hesitant as to what to do.
A teacher
Dear a teacher:
You do have a ril problem. My
solution would be to go to a coun· selor and discuss it. Perhaps he could
clear, velocity. does
give you
the solution.