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Mr. Banks: ''What student was so rude as to laugh out loud?"
Lamb: "I laughed up my sleeve, but there's a hole in my elbow."
Judge: "Ten days or ten dollars. Which?''
Sizer: "I'll take the ten dollars,
Judge."
Raymond: "Do you file your fin- gernails?"
Lamar: "No, I throw them away after I cut them.''
'l'wo worms worked away in dead earnest.
Poor Earnest.
Booth: "Do you s·ee the mountajn there?''
BASKET- BAIJ. AS SEEN YOUNG VISITOR
There is a roar like that thousand devils. I t issues from a square, brick, two-story building, wrongly called a gymnasimn. The visitors stand awe-stricken, wonder- ing whether she ought to trust her- self in that place. Another roar is- sues forth, this time it is one of sys- tem- a school yell perhaps. 'l'he
game of.basketball is on; the visitor decides she is safe in entering this source of infernal noise; she goes in.
All is quiet now. The visitor has
reached the spectators' gallery. man-seemingly in a two-piece suit of B. V. D.'s·-stands on a line amongst a maze of lines, circles and semi-circles. In his hand he holds a sphere ; he gives it a peculiar twist;
it drops in another peculiar contriv- ance circular in shape with some- thing that might look like a net. A roar of another thousand devils en-
sues.
The several
for company but seemingly perfectly unaware of it-group together; they run about like a panic-stricken mob. The furious noise continues and the
visitor is dumbfounded, for this pretty girl of eighteen is 'l>iritnessing her fir st game of basketball. All this continues for the space of an
hour or more. A whistle blows and a din worse than that of the World War follows·. The visitor hurriedly leaves, for her dignity is endangered
by these war-whooping boys of a vic- torious school team. The game of basketball is over, and the sweet young visitor vows she mil never at- tend another such vulgar perform-
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Young: "That's not strange, I've done a lot."
deVignier: "Why do trains whistle at night?"
Thomas: "To keep up their cour- age."
Morris : "You remind me of Mos- es."
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Voice from rear. ''Why, didn't I pass English last year?"
Stockett: "Waiter, bring me a ham sandwich.''
Waiter: "With pleasure." Stockett: "No, no, with mustard.''
Spruill: "What do you do?" Train Caller : "I call trains." Spruill: ''Well, call one for me.
I'm in a hurry."
Elgin: "Now, did I make myself
plain?"
Spady: "No, God did that."
Boyd (to Percy): "I may be bow- legged, but I don't look like a lov- ing-cup."
Pendleton : "How did you list the money the fortune teller got from you?"
Green: "I entered it under the head of 'Prophet and Lost.' "
Mr. Meade (just after being fished out of the water) : "The worst of it is that I have just remembered that I can smm."
The part of the auto that causes the most trouble is the nut that holds
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Cameron: "Where do you bathe?" Caskie : "In the spring." Cameron: "I didn't say when."
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