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People in the Public Eye
Joe Lawson-Still having trouble
holding down those springy seats when at the show by himself.
Colonel Cockerille-Down but not out, is fighting a losing battle against a few study hall counselors.
Pendleton sleeps again after Ray promises to keep him out of the rat. run providing certain duties are per- formed.
Lindsley-Competes with the town terrors, Davidson, Hutter and Watts, for the honor of being late to football practice every day.
Opie (Confucious)- Wishing the study out list started from the bot- tom.
Hunter-Going power mad and cursing the short dorm boys wit!> threats of rash treatment.
Lynn (Biii)-Greeting the boys in a stronge new voice.
Creasy (Lover)-"1 was struck by the beauty of her hand. I tried to kiss her. As I said, I was struck by the beauty of her hand."
Blades (Gillett)- Breaking in his new pipe on the demerit track.
Stokes - Leading the "dancing class" into mass slaughter under the hands of squealing 12-year-olds.
Wiley (Killer) - Growling com- mands to his second west "gang."
Muse (Moose)- Singing Lambert to sleep every night with the cry, "I love you Betty.'
Fitzgerald (Proxy)-Gets the jump on the rest of the boys with a white lock in November.
Bio-X-Ray
Name: Ben Parrott.
Born: Yep, his mother did have a child.
Name: Jim Winston.
Born: Within the Confederacy (Raleigh, that is).
Home: The Infirmary, with Annie P.
Ambition: To hurry up and get married to Mischew (Oh, Oh!!)
Home: In the woods, with Boy" Muse.
" Nature
Pet Love: Food.
Pet Hate: Diets. Customory Expression:
" Pass
some
mo food. "
'Big Ben" is onother four-year
veteran here ot school. He is a mem- ber of the "V" Club, hoving earned his letter on lost yeor's football team, and also he is a member of theJres- ent counselor body. It'll be a sa day when the husky lad from Roanoke shoves off, in further pursuit of hap-
piness.
THE METEOR
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METEORITES
BASHAM MODEL SERVICE
213 Ninth Street
{Across from Post Office) "Lynchburg's Hobby Shop" Model Planes, Trains, Race Cars
"Come In and Look Around, You'll Like Our Store"
WILLS-CAMP CO.
A STORE FOR YOUNG MEN
Pet Loves: Mrs. melia."
Pet Hate: Ellen.:
Bates
and
" Per·
Jim has been with us for four years and to soy the least, has done very well. After playing J. V. sports his first two years Jim lettered in basket- ball last year, and until he broke his leg this year was playing varsity foot- ball. HeisamemberoftheG.A.A. and Hop Committee, and also treas- urer of the "V" Club. We'll all miss one of the school's top scholars, and finest boys following June graduation day.
819 Main St.
Campus Representative, Bill Stokes
THE
VIRGINIAN HOTEL
LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA
SOUTHERN BARBER SHOP
AT YOUR SERVICE 609 Moin Street
see the smoke clearing, and four des- perate pleas. " But Dr. Barton I don't know how the firecracker happened to go off."
Shifting his gaze elsewhere he catches sight of something that makes his eyes stand out on a limb. Why, what is Superman doing on the "ole" 140 acres? 0, it's just Fitz- gerald toking his nightly jump from 2nd west.
Peering due east the old boy spys "Mad Lover Smith" hiking off to R.-M. W. C. The lucky girl is none other than Peebles Porterhouse.
Leveling his gaze towards Johnson Field the old astrologer spies what seems to be o mud battle. But a closer view shows it's just little " Pug- gy Noppen" and his red hot mud slingers, slushing their way to victory
over St. Paul 's, who declared, " I'm going back home, the South's too much for me."
Turning the old telescope due west, the old astrologer catches a glimpse of what seems to be Mr. Magnuson's Spanish II class, and above the chat- ter is heard none other than John
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Name: Jim Hunter.
Born: His relatives couldn 't
Home: West Va. cool mines.
Pet Hate: Solid Geometry. Ambition: To "out argue" Mr.
Banks.
This is Jimmy's third and final year
at the home of Virginia gentlemen. His scholastic overoges have been among the school's best, and he is on this year's counselor body. Be- sides holding down a tackle position on this year's football team Jimmy is expecting to play a great deal for the coming basketboll team.
The Old Astrologer
As the old astrologer takes down his telescope and lazily points it sky- ward he utters o wistful sigh as he re- members his post weekend, which was spent on Jupiter where they held for the tenth consecutive yeor, the Miss Moon contest. But he suddenly re- members there's work to be done and towards earth points the old tele- scope.
The first thing to meet the old astrologer's eyes is the familiar foot- ball field, where con be heard the crack of the whip, ond the calling of the slave driver "get down"! But what's this? Is it o mouse, an ant? No, it's just Joe Lowson coming out of the huddle.
Suddenly his eyes are taken else· where as he hears what seems to be an atomic bomb explosion on 3rd main. Quickly adjusting his telescope the old astrologer is just in time to
help it.
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