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cause he's such a good dancer). Chippy Langhorn is evidently re- lated to the "Great Bolo." Only un- like his idy•ll, he lost the St. Valen- tine's weekend match. Screwy thinks he is a direct descendent of one of the " Legend of Sleepy Hollow" characters, and it isn't lchabod Crane. Winston had to read Mother Goose to his date. He rather en- joyed it (she didn't).
And Pe rry: Just Duke.
With reference to personalities,
PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE
The Graveyard: Mysterious tracks of a 57 Plymouth and a 55 Pontiac.
Mr_ Meador: Congratulations!
Mr. Daniel: Off to summer camp!
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Well kiddies and cats, after the big long weekend, I am ready to pass on o few tidbits that I observed from my cloud floating above the old 160.
In Wentz's home away· from home at V.E.S. in the phone booth, I over- heard, " Hello, Sherry this is Da le Carter, have you ever heard of me?" CLICK. Dale came out very sur- prised. He and Mr. Titus are in the same boat. The "Mr. Daddy Cool" of the V.E.S. faculty was dropped by his cu rrent heart-throb. His com- ment, (Get this) "This doesn't happen very often". Mr. Wyatt had a ball game and he proved to be quite a pitcher with o screw ball like Lou Burdette's. He fanned 16 out of 22. The boys just didn't "play ball."
During the Valentine Dance week- end, J ohn "Fireball" Crudup was expelled from the ranks of the south- ern gentlemen after a Germans vs. Bishops episode. The ape was heard screaming ten miles outside of Lynch- burg, "Please let me call Mr. Walke." The Green Wave from Narrows, Pete Mansfield, thinks he's a Fred Astaire. One girl was so impressed that she left him to do a solo in the middle of the floor (although it's not be-
Small: Be more
Witherspoon and Campbell: Still
divorced.
Cunningham: Joins Cartledge as one
of the contented lovers.
Bunn: Picks a winner.
Mr. Lee: The W olfpack combo.
Davidson: Still the littlest man in the senior class.
Simpson: His favorite adjective : "Chubby."
Cruelty Joke: Exams.
Boone: Picks on t h e goons.
Page: Here to stay?
Carter: New guitar. New voice?
P.S. This is a paid announcement. THE BASKETBALL TEAM - {Continued from poge 4)
At mid-season, the Bishops had a 3-6 record, and things looked black. But they turned the tables, won five of their last six games, and finished the season with a 8-7, .533 season. Congratulations, team! C o ngratulations, Coach!
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new volumes .
" Bean "
with his Houdini touch. Before their eyes he would vanish. How? By merely turning sideways.
Another famous personality-Paul Anderson Pratt (or so he thinks). All he needs now is to take a Charles Atlas course at the Lynchburg branch whose instructor is El Hard Hono Day.
Kinsey may have to write a new book. According to White Rose, those Rastus jokes really snow the girls. H. Rawls has a new ambition in life, used to be he was going to be an engineer, but for some strange reason he is going to be a social worker. A Gu-Ru equation might run like this-Love + Brandie +
I0,000 + I0,000 = Homer is a so-
cial wonder. The Pygmy bet every-
body knows what he loves above all
in life and it's not women. Well, I
guess I'd better push on back to my home on the wrong side of the moon, but before I go I leave you with
carefu l,
little boy.
Dillon impressed
the girls
th is
love, see the firm of Bunn, Crudup and Edmunds. They're the coolest as can be seen by their success with the women.
NEW BOOKS PURCHASED FOR LIBRARY
In recent weeks the library has re- ceived approximately eighty paper- back volumes and thirty-five books o n math and science. These books were purchased to build up the li- brary's facilities in these fields, and
to provide source materials for boys who have extra-curricular interests in these subjects.
The recommendation for the pur- chase of the science and math books was received through the National Association for the Advancement of Science, and the list includes many of the basic reference books recom- mended by the association. The de- partments involved have already be- gun making parallel assignments
from
tfi ought.
If you need
advice on
Kennedy: Neck Crudup: Loses to Woodberry.
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Christian and
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Neck. Midwinters: